Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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