you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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