People in love make me want to vomit
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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