at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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