Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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