I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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