3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I came so hard my ears popped.
I am mentally ready for anal.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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