I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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