But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
cat food counts as protein by the way
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You ruined the universe
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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