Me too!
oh god the rape fog is back!
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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