this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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