Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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