is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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