I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize