escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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