I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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