if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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