how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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