I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I have feelings that need drinking.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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