I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She made me pour olive oil on her.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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