Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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