It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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