that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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