Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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