My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
My liver just had a heart attack.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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