And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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