Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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