If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I smell like Dick and happiness
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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