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dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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