We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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