Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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