Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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