i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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