i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
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