He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
