it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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