I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Randomize
