David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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