you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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