So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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