physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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