come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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