But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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