the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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