lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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