He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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