after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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