I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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