Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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