READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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