S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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